Noah's ark ...

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark ...

1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

2. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask
you to do something really big.

3. Don't listen to critics. Do what has to be done.

4. Build your future on high ground.

5. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

6. Two heads are better than one.

7. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

8. When you’re stressed – try floating awhile.

9. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.

10. Remember - we're all in the same boat.

11. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't just sit there and complain -- shovel!

12. Stay below deck during the storm.

13. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.

14. If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.

15. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.

16. No matter how bleak it looks, when you’re with God, there's always a rainbow on the other side.

17. DON'T MISS THE BOAT!